oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
danish tv is the best thing ever
“Okay :(”
He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.
I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like
“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”
thanks for the context omg
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mucho tiempo libre 
I appreciate the scraps on the ground and everything. It shows that they dont just get these things first try. Its a symbol of the effort that went into it all.
This is what I think of when I hear the phrase boys will be boys. XD
This is what I think
of when I hear the phrase boys
will be boys. XD
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.
How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it
they beat Jesus with that
congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess
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“Samantha thinks that the walk-in is soundproof.”
[muffled screaming]
“And we just… haven’t told her that it’s not.”
This is
Peak comedy
Perfect comedic timing
No one can top this I think
I’m Samantha
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Love this professor Potato🥔🤓
“alright let’s get serious” *sits back on an office chair as a potato*
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